If you have been following this blog, you know that I have been flying a lot lately. No I am not going to bother beating up on Air Canada. Well maybe just to say that I have no idea how they won the best airline award. They must have employed Syrian vote counters, you know the ones who get Assad voted it by 99.99% of the Syrian population! These soviet style vote counters are rarely employed and Air Canada can afford to hire them to boost their horrible reputation - among the real flying public - as the worst airline in the world!
OK, now that THAT is off my chest, here are the two best jokes by WestJet flight attendants:
1) Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Toronto. The pilot has actually landed the plane in Oakville and will now be driving it to Toronto so please remain in your seats until we get there.
2) This is a non-smoking flight. smoke detectors are located in the lavatories for your safety. Anyone caught smoking will be asked to leave the plane immediately.
3) In case you have been living under a rock, we will now show you how to put on your seat belt...
OK, these may not be great jokes, but when contrasted with Air Canada's grim and cold service???